Ever noticed how I exaggerate my smiles? ( Keep this question in mind) This here my guys is another true story. I’ll call this guy lemon. Because of the obvious reasons.
So I’m walking, the heat was burning me! Langata is not a good place to be walking I swear, I’ve told my mom a tonnes of time that I needed a car. anyway, so this time I wasn’t going home, I was going to meet a guy I just met on Instagram (wrong move sis. Wrong move) anyway this guy was one of those “rich kids” of Instagram. He’d been tagged in a post by some comedian who was being aggressive about rich kids and he asked people to tag some of them. it was a shady move I must admit. I don’t even know why I did it. But I guess I’m more of a girl who’s more into the thrilling side of life.
So he would constantly like my photos and was cool and really really handsome. He wasn’t those guys who put some funny hairstyles and dress in some crazy luminous clothes in the name of drip. I’d like to say he was a decent young man. A guy of 23 or 24 years. He was a really young guy. Or even less. So we had agreed we meet for chicken near our place. Things could go really south with strangers. And I wasn’t ready to be cat fished by some old lad looking to get lucky with me. So I’m there waiting on his call to at least tell me he’d gotten here. I got tired and decided to go home for a few minutes. Would be best to just pass some good time with family.
So he tells me there is traffic and he was going to be a bit late. And so fine. At least I’m home. It was around 7.30 there and I was getting impatient. So I call him back. He says his dad won’t allow him to go far.( Bare In mind from our place to his was a 15 minutes drive tops plus the traffic that wasn’t even there at the time) so I ask him ” so what do we do we already made plans”. And he says ” you come over at my friends place” red flags!!!!! I said fine. Remember I said I’m more into thrills and stuff like that. So I take an Uber and I send my best friend the pin just in case something happens she’d know. Also I sent her his number and his picture. I had to be cautious. The Uber took like 12 minutes to get there and it was some sort of shopping centre, malls and boutiques and ice cream shops, i didn’t expect to be in such a place! Anyway it was a descent neighborhood just not my type of vibe. It was just okay. So we wait and he comes. He looks even better in person and I thanked God this wasn’t a scam bag. So I’m still seated in the Uber waiting for him to pay. And he says ” si ulipe twende na tunangojewa” so much for being a rich kid! No problem I was raised to be independent anyway ( plus it was just 300 bob ) that I could pay without thinking. I was wearing a slightly below the knee maroon skirt, a lace top, heels and a leather jacket. I looked stunning! I really was prepared to make a good first impression.
So we get to his friends’ house. But wait there is a plot twist… It wasn’t a house. It was a studio! A studio. There was a lot of activity going on at that time people recording and stuff like that. And in my small mind I’m thinking ” oh maybe we’re pregaming before we get to the actual house” is it just me or you can also see a clown here? Look! I’m naive I wasn’t reading between the lines. So anyway his friends are mad lively and friendly. I get to know some of them and we even have mutual friends with his cousin. It was all fun and games. Then the guys there say we order drinks. No wait! Not that we order, they made contributions for someone to go and buy drinks. Okay cool! It dint even take long and then lemon and his friends come back with what looks like Gin. Ahh, nice one boys. Just perfect 👌 I said under my breath. So anyway they give me and tell me to open it. And you know what I find there???? Kenya cane! Kenya cane you guys. I just couldn’t. no hell way was I having that poison.
So I act cool and open it then give them my always lame excuse that I have ulcers and that I don’t drink. They obviously did not buy that lie. So they force me into drinking it. Another plot twist here( that whole time lemon and his cousin were speaking in some sign language, the kind like they were signalling each other to leave or something) so anyway, this guy lemon doesn’t seem anyway more interested in me like he was before and I wonder what changed. After drinks he said he wants to leave and that I should take an Uber ( it was 1 am) who goes home at one!! Who??????
Anyway, he man handles me to his friend’s car and tells me to sit at the far end. My heart was racing, I was literally sweating. I was shocked I mean, who does that?? He then comes super close to me and clenches my throat and whispers ” I swear if you ever tell anyone about this you’re dead!” And I can swear for a minute there I heard my heart stop. I look at him straight all scared and ask him ” please whatever you want to do just don’t rape me ” he locked the car, looked at me straight in the eye and tells me, “let’s see about that”